How to Read Body Language of Women?

A person might lie with words but it's often said that the body never lies no matter what. you can easily figure out what the girl is thinking about just by reading her body language.. There are some things females do when they think a certain way using which you can easily read her mind and plan your action. This is something you should never miss at any cost. Read on to discover how you can do the same and become the ultimate mind reader...


Is her body facing you or away?- A girl will always have her body facing in your direction if she is interested in you and at the same time is she is almost leaning into you then she is very much interested in you. But if she is turned away or is talking to you but her body is facing in the other direction then she is more or less trying to avoid you and just doesn't like you.

Is she playing around with something? - Is she playing with her hair, bracelet, chain etc? You see if she is doing any of these things around you then it's more than obvious that she likes you and she is more open towards further talking. At the same time if she smiles a lot and is a bit giggly then she definitely likes you.

Keeps on looking right into your eyes-
Is she maintaining a strong eye contact while talking to you? Does it seem like she is highly concentrating on you? You see this is another strong sign that she is into you but at the same time if she is not able to maintain a healthy eye contact and always ends up looking around or away while talking to you then she is not that into you.

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What Is Marriage?

1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).

    

2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.

4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.

6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.

7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!

11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defence.

13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.

16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.

18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.

19. Marriage is man and a woman becomes one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.

21. I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was Always.

22. it's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.

23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, And THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.

25. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway Lights on.

26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.

27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.

28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

29. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.

30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is!

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How To Propose a Girl 5 funny ideas

Pyar mein aksar logon ke dil toot jaate hainkyunki wo apne pyar ka izhaar sahi tarike se nahi kar paate Ab aapko hum de rahe hain 5 aise upay jinhe aap apne pasandeeda Vyakti par apnayenge to pyaar ki naiya ko paar kar jaayenge.
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1. Hamesha akele mein propose karein haan bolne ki sambhavna 50% bad jaati hai, aur agar naa bol diya to beizzati kam lagti hai.
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2. Kisi hindi film ke hero ki tarah apne ghutno par baithkar apne pyar ka izhaar karo Yadi use hindi filmein pasand hongi to tumhara kaam ban sakta hai.
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3. Pehle usse dosti badhao Fir dosti ka fayda uthakar use apne dil ka haal jata do Yadi dosti pakki hogi to prem kahani mein koi baadha na aayegi.
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4. Use samandar ki sair karane le jaao Aur beech samandar mein usse kaho ki tum use kitna chahte ho Yadi usne haan kaha to theek, warna use wahin samandar mein chhodkar waapas chale aao. 
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5. Jise tum prem karte ho use apne prem ka izhaar karo aur uski best friend ko ek laal gulaab ka phool uphaar mein de do  Dono ko ye tension hoga ki kahin tum kisi aur ko apna dil na de do aur isi baat ka faayda tumko milna nischit hai.

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